|Hi guys. We've all been putting in long hours
but we've really come together as a group and I love that.
Big thanks to Omar for putting up the poster that says "There
is no I in team" as well as the one that says "Hang
In There, Baby." That cat is hilarious. However, while
we are fighting a jihad, we can't forget to take care of the
cave. And frankly I have a few concerns.
First of all, while it's good to be concerned about cruise
missiles, we should be even more concerned about the scorpions
in our cave. Hey, you don't want to be stung and neither
do I, so we need to sweep the cave daily. I've posted a
sign-up sheet near the main cave opening.
Second, it's not often I make a video address but when
I do, I'm trying to scare the most powerful country on earth,
okay? That means that while we're taping, please do not
ride your razor scooter in the background. Just while we're
Third point, and this is a touchy one. As you know, by
edict, we're not supposed to shave our beards. But I need
everyone to just think hygiene, especially after mealtime.
We're all in this together.
Fourth: food. I bought a box of Cheez-Its recently, clearly
wrote "Osama" on the front, and put it on the
top shelf. Today, my Cheez-Its were gone. Consideration.
That's all I'm saying.
Finally, we've heard that there may be American soldiers
in disguise trying to infiltrate our ranks. I want to set
up patrols to look for them. First patrol will be Omar,
Muhammed, Abdul, Akbar, and Richard.
Love you lots.