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Osama Bin Laden found a bottle on the beach and picked
it up.
Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a
smile said "Master, may I grant you one wish?"
"Hey, witch. Don't you know who I am? I don't need
no woman given' me nuthin'" barked Bin Laden.
The genie pleaded "But master, I must grant you a
wish or I will be returned to this bottle forever."
Osama thought a moment. Then, grumbling about the inconvenience
of it all, he said "okay, okay, I wanna wake up with
three white women in my
bed in the morning, so just do it!" Giving the genie
an evil glare, he screamed "Now leave me alone!"
The annoyed genie said "So be it!" and disappeared
back into the bottle.
The next morning, Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena
Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton. His penis was
gone, his leg was broken, and he had no health insurance.
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