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WC: Hello, Waldo.
Before we ge... [Waldo interrupts]
Waldo: Look,
man. My name is NOT Waldo! Some nitwit on the Internet sees
a few pics of me wearing glasses and a beanie and decides;
"Hey! Let's call that guy 'Waldo!". Well I'm sick
of it, man. I mean come on. Waldo? What kinda dorky ass
name is that? My girlfriend won't even sleep in the same
bed as me anymore because she says she can't bring herself
to cuddle with a "Waldo". Why couldn't that idiot
have given me a cool name, like "BeanieMan", or
"TheEnigma", or "Skippy"? Waldo has
got to be the nerdiest name I have ever heard, and if you
use it again, I'm walking out of here.
WC: Okay, calm
down. I'm really sorry. So tell me--what is your real name?
???: It's Herbert,
thank you very much.
WC: Herbert!?
[laughing] And you thought "Waldo" was dorky?
Herbert: What
the hell is that supposed to mean? For your information,
I was named after my great-grandfather Herbert Louis Knapp--inventor
of the knapsack. [lifts backpack into view to point out
the oval "Knapp" logo embroidered on the front]
WC: Alright,
Herbert it is... [Herbert interrupts]
Herbert: Nah.
I'm just goofin' on ya, man. My name really is Waldo. [laughs]
You need to lighten up, man.
WC: Can we please
continue with the interview?
Waldo: Let's
do it.
The Complete
interview? Go to: Waldoconspiracy.com
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